On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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