I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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