For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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