What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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