Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My vagina is very pro this idea
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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