I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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