Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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