HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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