so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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