Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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