We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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