Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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