I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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