No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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