1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The air taste purple.
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