we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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