I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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