Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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