with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was like eating out sand paper
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
jump out the window naked night went bad
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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