Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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