I got chris browned last night
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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