no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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