Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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