lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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