when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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