But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize