So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we're chasing vodka with high fives
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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