so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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