You really coming over, don't trick.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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