we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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