are you still at the devil's house?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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