there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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