Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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