she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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