Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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