How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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