should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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