Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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