pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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