The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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