I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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