Plan B is the new Plan A
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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