I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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