never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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