did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
