You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
