so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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