She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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