playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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