S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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