I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this just has baby written all over it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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