Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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