I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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