This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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