We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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