this will be a night to untag.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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