I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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